"...what goes down when the capes come off? Meet the 'Real Housewives' of Earth's greatest super-team, the 'Meta Legion'!
"But as the 'Fritsche' family tries to cover up a sordid affair involving 'Night Fox' and 'Hella Heart' relapses into drug addiction, the rest of the Meta Legion is too preoccupied with their own personal problems to notice the evil lurking beneath the cul-de-sacs' surface..."